I stare down at the crazy Paisley pattern carpet
It spooks my subconscious
I get a little bit nauseous
Sticky with Czech beer
Blood sweat and tears
Yeah this is fear and loathing in an English seaside town
There's Billy Big-Bollocks
As fat as his wife is thin
Gold rings grinning with his legs wide apart
Six Peronis deep
Shirt buttons undone right down to his size seven feet
What's so funny man?
What could ever be so funny?
If he were a magnet both poles would repel
And I heard even trees won't breathe in the carbon dioxide that he expels
Welcome to your first panic attack
Anxiety depression
Betrayed by my facial expression
It's my passport to the exclusion zone
Chernobyl baby
Hell yeah that's where I'll make my home
Grow an extra leg
Blame it on the radiation
Buy two pairs of Jordans
Donate the spare one to a one legged orphan
Fly back home win the London marathon
This is fear and loathing
This is fear and loathing
