Skipp Whitman

Sunday!
Monday!
Boss is a jerk.

I really thought I was gonna get lucky Friday
Cause Stephanie said come over
How could I deny her fly face?
Don’t need no luck from clovers
She 'gon eat me up like live bait,
Turned out she knew I knew this dude she liked
She like should I wait?
I'll never make a move alone am I totally corny?
Wait you know him right?
Could you like?
Maybe ask him out for me?
Surely you jest,
You must have mixed me up with your best,
She my type,
But unlike Vito Corleone I don't get no respect,
I guess I'll be on my own like Pattie Label,
At my pad on my cell,
Chatting with friends that don't know me that well,
They tell me there's a million fish in the sea,
I'm like OK but I don't need bottom feeders
I want ones that could breathe.

Sunday!
Monday!
Boss is a jerk.

I never been the type to make plans,
But if you push me baby
I'll commit to something then forget about it like my left hand,
Let’s lamp somewhere in the shade,
Oh wait,
I'm with my crew like a deck hand you free later at 8?
My day to day is crazy been through a marriage oh you too?
So hopefully you don't take this personal like Guru,
I'm a cool dude but I do what I want,
I wake up late,
Then after that lay up like LeBron,
These layovers from travel kill me,
Stay over and we could still be in the same spot,
With sweats and grey hanes socks till the day stops,
Pace yourself cause you may have a Monday train stop,
But I no longer have to have a day job,
Thank God.

Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Saturday special
Saturday special
Won't stress or upset you
Don't know how the rest do
Saturday special

Uh, maybe we could be friends more
I got a job but I free on the weekends
For sure
I ain't shallow rather hop in your deep
And mi amore she a sure shot

I don't take a thing too light so when you be like you be doing your thing
I know you right
Been a minute since I met by now
I know you right
Life a m***** f*** what they sayin I hold you tight
Told the world I need a break like a drumroll
Uh
Plus you got enough soul I speak and my tongue goes
A mile a minute am I in eye or
Didn't we already cross paths before
Now you grinnin
I even need a big ass smile
(I don't)
You got a attitude but thats ur style
Maybe if i could get up in your latitude somehow
Then we could put the past back it where it belongs
For now
Ow

Saturday special
Won't stress or upset you
don't know how the rest do
Saturday special

Na na na na na
Na na na na na

Uh, I used to punch the clock
Taken lunches in a box
Crunching numbers will I make it to the top
I been frontin' I ain't even had weekend I forgot, GBot heat
I need to drop if I'm a ever getup and outta this spot
Got
Fridays are so so
Sundays im cause low those
Mondays are funcrushers like co flo
Girl, you keep me up like no doz
You know those
You my southern comfort like so co
Yo yoko

I used to suffer from a case of the Tuesdays
But now I feel on top everything like a tupe
We don't even need no food and liquor like Lupe
Everybody working for the weekend

Saturday special
Won't stress or upset you
Don't know how the rest do
Saturday special

Na na na na na
Na na na na na

This is dedicated

You the first thing I think of when I wake up at 730 late for work so when I get there they look at me kind of dirty
I look at pictures of us together and think I ain't worthy and pardon I been known to get wordy
This little birdy told me I should tell you that you don't owe me nothin for dinner cause its the gentlemanly thing to do but my pockets thinner so
If you into more than some hot pockets and ramen then I wonder would you get the check
Aye I know that you super into being independent and I should honor that
Aye what's on the tap?
And you the bomb like Islamabad I'm a honest cat some whatever I say I mean it and if I ever don't seem it I appreciate you holdin' me down like a block of cement

She got a job
Working for long
Hours the day
While I was away
But she be holdin' me down

Your friends say I'm a bum
But they just don't understand us hun
You know I love you a ton
They don't know what we become
Since I been on the run like I'm fleeing prison just tryna see through my vision
You cant expect everybody to get it like flu prevention
You my Yoko ono to you I'm your Lennon
But spendin' every minute together ain't cool like linen
They tried to play me out like I was true religion before I'm assumin' when and if it came to packing up and moving you'd be super with it
I know it's awful working at offices cause I done did it before, feelin Like a damn idiot up in these drawers
but when it's all said and done and its thru
I ain't never had anybody hold me down like you

She got a job
Working for long
Hours the day
While I was away
But she be holdin' me down

(Step right up step right up .. this is HEERRRMOSA
Starring Skipp Whitman, Jeremy Page
All types of instruments and actions .. and also, some other special guests .. strap in)

I live my life like a dream
She fly in designer jeans but more likely lie by the ocean

I live my life by the beach
Ain't effected by f’in traffic no more in a car that screech
I don’t bother with seeing people I hope they ain't mad at me
I'd be open to visit but bitch if I could come out and stay
Then that means that you could come also it could work either way
I don’t work but on my own tape
Don’t be hurt if we don’t collab
It ain't personal dag but im sure if a bag got in the way
Don’t mean to brag but I spent my life in the lab to get ok
It feels good to get outta for now filet flounder for
Lounging with a visor no need to buy some shades
I got 100 bucks from a quarter a million plays
I mean shit sucks but what can I do
I still got good luck as fuck I hope that you do too
I don’t wish a negative thought on anybody I knew
Cause that karma could bite you like the rattlesnake did the dude
Who had a bill in Ibiza I think my visa payment is due
Assume that I sooner or later go boom
Until then I'll settle for livin how the millionaires do but with a southern girl who can cook
So we got better food

Babe .. supper’s ready

Life is but a dream and if you know what I mean I never knew what butter did to green beans
And all I used to eat was shit that was steamed and blow my money on
Overpriced like supreme

HERRRMOSA

I’m fly as f*** but still broke
I can't be mad at it
Mama always said I would be talented
I’m in the gym shootin' shootin', shootin
Just like I practiced it
Thank got Skipp let me rap again, wait
I'll always pass on some cool s***
On any day that has some smooth s***
I know to you this
Might be a bit confusin’
They plays this years back and be like wait wait
Who's this
Yea that's dedication I know you been tired of waitin’ but me I'm just More patient than that
Like your girl hanging up in your face but you still answer when she calls, back

I'm a rock star
I don't got a hot car
I live in a small crib
Can't afford a lot naw
I live for the lights that be flashin’ but not a cop car
I live for my life I ain't askin' you what you thought I thought I told you I was self sufficient
I look to myself for vision

I be sittin' alone in my room a lot, excelling
Pissing dough away on through away clothes is not what I'm here to do
My days are numbered and if you think that yours ain't then your confused
My fuse is shorter now that I protect my time and everything is copywritten s*** gotta protect the lines
I’m in good company like I heard that working at google is, and if you haven't heard the name yet it's easy just google it

I once was a player
But now we stay home
Your touch isn’t fair
Too much...please don’t go

The dip that I know take time gone from the grips of day jobs
Sit sideways on the slips where they dock
But if time flies like a bird shit may drop
She remind me of Baywatch
I was on the chase for the tail like Aesop
But now we on the chaise at our place all day spot
I heard I gotta leave to go to work but I may not
Believe me I don’t mean to be a meanie that bikini got me losing my way ha

Don’t be silly you’re not just a play boy
I think you’re cute I like the things you say boy
Lovin’ that you call me on your breaks boy
No more games boy you’re not a player

I once was a spent days outta Vegas vague in hotel rooms assuming the gloom would go away
A note taker in school with no game
What if you bump into someone and rules they don’t stay
I been chasin’ her in LA like they did OJ
And she be making me drool that’s why I got her a jewel I mean a carat or two
I don’t .. vape (for real that shit’s gross)

Don’t act wrong
A player
Like capcom

Don’t be silly you’re not just a play boy
I think you’re cute I like the things you say boy
Lovin’ that you call me on your breaks boy
Not a game boy you’re not a player

I once was a player but now we stay home
Your touch isn’t fair
Too much...please don’t go

Oh I’m
I'm so awkward
I'm so awkward
Awkward for you
Yes I’m
I'm so awkward
I'm so awkward
I am awkward for you

I ain't got no game to kick at the bar to a girl what a awkward occurrence when my talk with her turns, dig it
I’m supposed to got game, how absurd
I’m a lame Imma learn one day but ‘till I perfect
The spectacles on my face I'm a nerd
In my head I’m a name
In the world I’m just another cog on dead dogs I am on set though I’m so aqua like cyan

Oh I’m
I'm so awkward
I'm so awkward
Awkward for you
Yes I’m
I'm so awkward
I'm so awkward
I am awkward for you
I don't know what to do

I try not to mention my debt
Or relentless obsession with death
That sex is the only connection I get or that sometimes I'll make a bit Less than the rent
And I worry about the impression I left
Did I say that out loud
Would you like some more gum
Let me freshen my breath
Pulled out of the driveway
On to the highway
Didn't make reservations at the Thai place
Ended up at TGI Friday's
No matter how cool that you trying to sound
You still look like a fool when your fly is down
Whoopsie daisy
I been a little goofy lately
Loosely based on how you make me

Oh I’m
I'm so awkward
Awkward for you
I don't know what to do

Hot hot
Hot hot

Yea! I don’t need no more good reasons to leave the seasons this breeze is Jesus the seas is About as
Cool as my t shirt
This chick is old school like shell toe adidas she feed me shellfish
I need it since I don’t eat beef or chicken pork or what's bleedin’
Y’all had enough of your summer go leave and go back to
Bummer Ohio why only wild out on the weekend
I'm on a surfin’ safari with a stunner for certain sir I’m
Sorry if you only thought of putting just your feet in now repeat it

And I'm on my way
Away from here
Bloody Mary mixed with beer

And I'm on my way
Away too you
Michelada mixed with brew

Now all them girls that got kids go OWWW
Get your babysitter paid and don’t go home now
I be known but don’t forget phone calls out
But it goes to ways like a freak so wild
I was late to get a seat
I was good but in the aisle my thoughts are so unique I blow NOW

Ooh ooh
Oooh oooh ooh
Oooh oooh ha
Bloody Mary mixed with beer

La la la
La la la la
La la la la
Michelada mixed with brew

I been on my drop another one
No let up ain't nobody pay attention
So if it's okay with you I'll be on 10 forever
I could let a day go by do nothing and complain but no one wants to hear it ‘cause bet that they got bigger fish

I sit and picture vision b**** I already live a dream
I tear it down for people
People tore me down before before the tour
‘Cause they were stuck themselves
They could suck a shell
I don't suffer sucker suppers comin’ to me
I mean I’m eatin’ still so y’all could f*** yourselves

How do you really feel
Life is a fairy tale

And no one care what you about to do but ain't done yet
Ain't nobody really be payin’ attention they just say s***s fresh
You the type to come to a conclusion reading just the headline ain’t ya
And no ones looking yet so why you worried you could probably pull major move away and do what you had always wanted but had thought could barely happen if you only try
People living just to only die
From doughy eyed kids to too old to fly

Would you miss out on the world
And never see the sky
Because you were scared to try

I aint ever afraid!
I be layin’ on the beach getting laid look away I ain't never afraid
I getup in the ride and slide over to vibe in Rosarito I know the key to survive, aye

Na na na na na na
I ain't scared
Na na na I don’t care
Na na na whhooooo

I get ‘nuff head and don’t fuss I’m dumb fed
And don’t fuck with lump sums in the bank
The chunks feds funnel make you wanna run up get your cut of the bread back and stash the Bundle of cash under your bed
I look good up in a wooded panel could have been a surfer instead
And even mentally gone I still be noddin’ my head – ha
I be up going for bread after getting laid and makin’ my bed

How do I feel now you said
Did you really wanna know or would it be better to keep my personal shit on the low, oh
Na na na na na na
I ain't scared
Na na na I don’t care
Na na na whhooooo
I don’t care aint scared oh yea
I don’t care aint scared oh

Heerrmmosa
I be layin’ on the beach getting laid look away I ain't ever afraid
I be layin’ in the crib getin’ paid from the streams day dreamin’ all day
I be chillin’ by the beach for the day in a fleece it be cold in the shade open
Beer bottles up with my teeth but my girl be like

HEY! … don’t fuck up your teeth .. use a bottle opener

Put up or let that go
Put up or let that go

Sit up and lift that row
I been tryna get in shape but I lift mad slow
I been shoppin’ my tape like a thrift ass store
Need a girl with a waist or let her waif ass gooo
Way fast gotta get a little breakfast in asap
And go then hit that the door
Round 7 o’clock so I could hit that
Slow moving in traffic gotta get that
Gotta get that
Gotta get that dough
Tryna get on top they be like is that so
I don’t wanna get caught up in any old as flow from long long ago
Lemme say back but up or let that go

Put up or let that go

I think I may have just found the girl I been dreamin’ of
Seem in love leave the city for beach enough
And my sneakers tough
I be Le Tigre’d up I don’t think I’m rockin’ fatigue enough
But she got this sick rip and dip dip with me she be keen enough...go

I'm stoned

Don’t do drugs

Baby baby oh save me save me don’t leave me leave me alone
Baby baby oh save me save me don’t leave me leave me alone
Baby baby oh save me save me don’t leave me leave me alone
Baby baby oh save me save me don’t leave me leave me alone

Oh Lana baby
I was lost and on my own
You came to save me
Now my dark days are gone
La la la la you’re such a

I don’t got a plan
I know how to stand alone but tired of playin’ the solo actor
Got the total package here’s the photo finish snap a photograph
If I’d have told her back when I’d have noticed
That could been a total wrap I had to hold it back and let it
Burn
Burn
Life
It turns
If that’s all that I have learned

Funny how we figured all the bullshit out
I'm running home to spend an evenin’ on the couch
I’m even eating better
Need Aveeno let it soak in I could leave my phone around
I wrote album out of all the emo feeling
Found a better spot to lay my head
I’m feelin’ elevated healin’ real and people talk to me it’s Hellen Keller I don’t ever hear ‘em
I don’t never ever let a hater get me
I don’t give a shit about a Bentley met me many times before
But timing wasn’t mine or yours
This minor drama’s over I'll be sure about it
Out in ocean liners out all the finest all the art that I did caught my eye with I’m in

Love love love love

HEEERRMOOSSAAA