Down at the watering hole
Where all the animals come to drink
The Crocodiles are getting a divorce
Listen to them whine about who is worse
Poor Mrs. Ostrich, she lost a kid
To the lions, yes she did
Down at the watering hole
Where all the animals come to drink
The Jackals, they are a pain in the ass
They’re always asking, you gonna eat that
Ms. Hippopotamus, she’s so insecure
She cannot wear what she once wore
The Cape Dogs are running through the town
But before last call, they will be round
So squeeze in with old man Giraffe
And John Hyena, he’s always good for a laugh
Down at the watering hole
Where all the animals come to think
