Well, Evil said to Stupid
You look like you could use a friend
And Stupid says that’s great
I ain't had me one of them
Then stupid said to Evil
How does this friendship work?
And Evil says it’s easy you just stick your head down in the dirt
So stupid dug a hole and stuck his head down in the sand
And Evil had free reign to carry out his wicked plans
Well, Evil saw that Stupid was truly stupid and he had time
To tear the world apart and split the people into tribes
He said that war can have a winner
And that greed is not a sin
And a man can judge another man by the color if his skin
And all the while Stupid sat while the world burned to the ground
Thinking gee well ain't it nice to have a friend around
Well, Stupid opened his eyes one day and saw that he'd been tricked
The rich had all grown richer while the poor all took a hit
Then his friends were all in jail
And he'd lost all of his rights
And the people were divided
And the earth wasn't even fit for life
And he wanted to go back
But by then it was too late
Because stupid followed Evil
And there was nowhere to escape
