I’ll share it with you, you’ll probably think that I’m lame
Inviting the pain, but I’ll share it the same
Just saw the new Kong, now my heart is in knots
I wanna marry a girl that looks just like Naomi Watts
You’re the cutest girl in the entire school
And for some reason, you think that I’m cool
Well I’m a lucky guy and I like you a lots
But at the end of the day, you just ain't no Naomi Watts
In my dreams, she would see me
In my dreams, she would let me know
She likes her men skinny with afro
This is the dream of a seventeen-year-old
But I’m scared that she’d look at me
And she’d see something pretty ugly
How could I live with that
I don’t know, I don’t know
I could make some money
Maybe she’d find me funny
Make myself desirable in some other way
I wanna marry a girl that looks just like Naomi Watts