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Woke up this morning and put on a colorful robe
I glide down the staircase, feel as good as the sun is golden
Pour me some OJ in my tallest glass
Eggs over easy, cause I’m over you at last
I hear the newspaper boy biking up the street
He’s shouting today’s headline, sounds like music to me

Extra extra read all about it, today was the day that I discovered I’m better off without her
She had strawberry hair and red wine in her stare, but all they did was mask the fact that she never really cared for me

Got my to do list its been building for a while
Cause last month all I did was sleep and cry
Found a box of your things that I set on your lawn
Brought that newspaper with, rang your doorbell then I run

Singing extra extra read all about it, today was the day that I discovered I’m better off without her
She had strawberry hair and red wine in her stare, but all they did was mask the fact that she never really cared for me

I’m at the grocery store, dancing through the aisles, picking out all the things that you said were too unhealthy
Extra extra read all about it, today was the day that I discovered I’m better off without her
She had strawberry hair and red wine in her stare, but all they did was mask the fact that she never really cared for me

Extra extra this just in, local man has left the sorry state he was in
Call my tailor, hit the gym, buy a boat, learn to swim
Cause you weren’t the flavor anyway that could make me happy