Leon Laudenbach

I signed my name on a dotted line
And it was good good good
The cows got a meal get supper time
And it was good good good
The moon twinkled high in the southern sky
And it was good good good
Now the honeymoon's over it just up and died
but it was good good good
Ah the good times and the bad the best times I ever had
The choice between happy and sad
Ah the good times and the bad bad bad
Mourning doves cooed on the powerlines
And it was good good good
I was chewing on a straw just passing my time
And it was good good good
She was way past good she was really fine
And it was good good good
But she lost the grip on the hands of time
But it was good good good
Ah the good times and the bad the best times I ever had
The choice between happy and sad
Ah the good times and the bad bad bad
Caught up in the moment we tied the knot
And it was good good good
Well she stuck like a donut in the bottom of my gut
And it was good good good
Half a dozen years it was heavenly bliss
And it was good good good
But I passed on her tears and a poison
But it was good good good
Ah the good times and the bad the best times I ever had
The choice between happy and sad
Ah the good times and the bad bad bad
Ah the good times and the bad the best times I ever had
The choice between happy and sad
Ah the good times and the bad bad bad

I have no real good need
For a band aid fix
I have no real good need
For those sleight of hand tricks
So I ignored my good intentions
And called that number anyway
The doctor on the line
Said she would get me in that day

Doctor Juice
Sister Squeeze

Satisfaction guaranteed
For that you have to pay
She said she would fix my body
In that old fashion way
She wrapped her arms around me
Squeezed me till I popped
She said she would keep it coming
Till she heard me holler stop

Doctor Juice
Sister Squeeze

She fed me with a soup spoon
Amphetamines
I was tripping like a baboon
On the Serengeti
She set a second session
I said saturday sounds so sweet
She said she would fix my ankle
Put the rhythm in my Feet

Doctor Juice
Sister Squeeze

Waiting for a spot on an angled line
Diving to the outside wasting my time
Took my place high on a rise
Look at them ants push away there prize

But I will be free as a bird in a Wall-Mart parking lot

I'm proud to be just who I am
I salute the flag just like Uncle Sam
I’m a Yankee do good without a dime
Working for nothing and there overtime

But I will be free as a bird in a Wall-Mart parking lot

Payroll deductions 401 K
Matching contributions
That there never going to pay
Helping out the needy
Helping out the poor
We are all working for nothing
At that patriotic store

But I will be free as a bird in a Wall-Mart parking lot

Mega deals sell a whole lot more
Can I check baggage as your walking out the store
There’s more to plastic then debit cards
They make a damn good casket
When the time gets hard

But I will be free as a bird in a Wall-Mart parking lot

Jobs are scarce hard to find
The kind of job that gives you piece of mind
Mom is gone Pops for sure
There headed down the road with a CEO.

I got plans that wont bring me down
I’m going to burn that bake store down
But I will be free as a bird in a Wall-Mart parking lot

Jobs are scarce hard to find
The kind of job that gives you piece of mind
I got plans that wont bring me down
I’m going to burn that bake store down
But I will be free as a bird in a Wall-Mart parking lot

I'd be free as a bird in a Wall-Mart parking lot

I'd be free as a bird in a Wall-Mart parking lot

Wastelands are cruel and mean

Ragged old weeds and scrub oak trees

I'll pass along the little I know from the educated mind of a 13 year old

Do you like your cat fish blackened you serve it on a platter

If you like the truth I reckon you serve it on a platter

My heart was just for breaking I served it on a platter

The truth is for the taken


Serve it up

The soup is on its the kitchen sink

Beef and barley and Pinto beans

Left on over a month ago

That's when my baby walked out the door

Chorus

I been lonely for a month or more

Big old stretch of lonesome Road

Been a long time since I saw your face

Nobody home to take your place

Chorus

I was baptized in the fountain of youth
I was scrutinized for telling the truth
There’s a scandal going on around here
A reflection looking back in the mirror
Did I mention I was loose in the tooth

I got to move on
I got mountains to move
I got mountains
Mountains to move

A transformation will get a new look
I'm salivating get me off the hook
I need a Martini without the vermouth
I got to get a move on
I got mountains to move

I got to mountains
I got mountains to move
I got mountains
Mountains to move

I got my business
I keep to myself
I spent a fortune
on my own mental health
I been down
Down in a rut
I been down
I lost my groove
I got to get a move on
I got mountains to move

I got to mountains
I got mountains to move
I got mountains
Mountains to move

Not to long ago I watched you put on your coat
You said I left you cold I’m sorry but I got to go
Now its 14 days I hear you knocking at my door
I felt this way before, I’m not going to take it no more

I been told hurting don’t feel so bad
Just a little lesson I learned from my dear old dad
He's an expert at love, that’s one thing that he understood
He said some things in life are no damn good

I might have bit my lip, I might have held my tongue
I pretended not to notice, you just played along
I think I heard you whisper part of your favorite song
Something about never ever breaking this heart of stone

I been told hurting don’t feel so bad
Just a little lesson I learned from my dear old dad
He's and expert at love That one thing that he knew
He said some things in life are no damn good

She used to pour the sugar
Now I she rubs salt in my wounds
I use to want to see her
I locked that away in my room
You sure had you pegged
You played me for a fool
I would chew off both my legs
just to get away from you

I been told hurting don’t feel so bad
Just a little lesson I learned from my dear old dad
He's and expert at love That one thing that he knew
He said some things in life are no damn good

I been told hurting don’t feel so bad

The sun looks just the same as the day that it had shed
Morning light glowing across the foot of my bed
Long streams blazing from a million miles away
Same old sun shining just another day

My own destruction is a mind that's always off to wonder
Silly thoughts of loving, where we made to love another
Same old sun looking down sowing what we reap
Thoughts of longing interrupting all my blessed sleep

Same old Sun
What has it done
Shining down on me
Same old Sun
It don't belong
Shining down on me

Tracks lead down across a barren rocky beating path
The humble Saud seems to always get the last laugh
Thoughts of racing to the depths of a wild desire
Same old suns been setting all my world on fire

Confess what you do only if it helps
To quiet queen when she's crying out for help
I don't know what that means I refuse to tell the tale
Of the perfect little picture of spending time in hell

Same old Sun
What has it done
Shining down on me
Same old Sun
It don't belong
Shining down on me

The well that I built is dark down in the depth
The light of the day cant brighten up this perfect pictured mess
Hell I ain't done I haven't started yet
Shed the tears and strap in tight I got all night

Same old Sun
What has it done
Shining down on me
Same old Sun
It don't belong
Shining down on me

Shining down
Shining down

Shining down on me

Marlene Marie her love is sweet
like honey from a bee hive
She’s five foot nothing
And brown eyes
No evil she speaks
That I can do
But she sure does love me
That’s all she wants to do

She’s laughing
She’s crying
She’s waiting
Well I’m coming back home

To Marlene Marie
There one thing she keeps
In a heart that so lonesome
You would think
She would walk right out on me

Just one little wish
That would come true
To hold my hand
That’s all she wants to do

She’s laughing
She’s crying
She’s waiting
Well I’m coming back home

To Marlene Marie